Uh, sure they would. Cab company’s have to do background checks, regularly inspect vehicles, pay at least minimum wage, provide healthcare, etc...Uber is just like ‘nah.’

The talent portion of the Miss Buffalo pageant is really next level.

Some guys just want to see the world gently toasted.

Posted days before he arrived in Dallas:

This is much ado about nothing. It was just a joke. It’s not like anyone has ever used violent imagery to suggest that politicians they disagree with should be shot, then someone actually went and shot those people!

Schwarber is a part of the Cubs future trade plans. This man cannot play in the NL.

The robot eats the plate of tapas that’s sitting in front of it?

As a neutral this series, I’m having trouble deciding to cheer for the team with the racist logo or the team with the owner supporting the racist Presidential candidate.

I think your moral compass is out of whack if you truly think IRREVERENT is an appropriate word here.

Nice.

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

nasty

Before the game, Pete Rose predicted Schwarber would strike out three times. Not sure how much Rose is in the hole for that now,

hahahah no! we always gif!!! im just saying id rather not be happy for more sassy clinton gifs and be angry over government not governing and wasting all our time and money.

Wait until they find out she doesn’t have to answer to their subpoenas.

God, Chaffetz is a shitbag. He’s the Shkreli of Congress.

The only good thing about this is that we’ll get four whole years of this awesomeness:

Indians in 5.