Beast Ode

Meanwhile, Trump asks why Hillary Clinton didn’t defend women from Trump: “for 30 years she’s been a Senator or something, and in all that time she didn’t do anything about me sexually assaulting women. I mean, if you want sexual assault to stop, why don’t you make it illegal?”

Only care about one thing at a time people.

These idiots... Dolan, Snyder... they could of been hailed as progressive heroes & turned a tasty profit all at the same time. But instead they dug in their heels & now they look like racist assholes.

“I don’t know who they’re angry at Melania, you or I.”

Kellyanne Conway clarified that Mr. Trump does in fact care if he gets back and his demands of peanuts and Cracker Jack were sarcasm.

Stupid liberal media always showing what he says and does.

WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW TECH-PRIESTS OF SILICON VALLEY?

I had trouble at first, too, but then I figured it out. Those are God’s hands, putting the baby in her womb on Russell’s behalf.

I don’t think the revelation that Trump is a sexual predator is the reason he’s almost certain to lose the election — his numbers were tanking before the Access Hollywood tape leaked, and he’s a megalomaniac who is incapable running a workable campaign because he can’t let go of petty grievances long enough to focus…

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

As a Pima County resident, I’ll remind you that most Arizonans actually don’t get to vote against this grandstanding, racist piece of shit. But he influences statewide and national politics.

I see that fiscal responsibility is as dear to him as it is most Republicans.

lock him up! lock him up!

i blame video game, the walking dead, etc. used to be a guy would gently lay the ball in the cup, say the pledge of allegiance, and shake hands with the opposing coach before hustling back “on d”. Now Glenn is dead. Rims are bleeding. It is madness, this culture of dunking.

Drunk Lives Matter

The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 1 800 273 8255. Don’t be ashamed to ask for help when watching terrible football. Titans-Jaguars this Thursday. Get help, folks.

Upper decks should really have chest-height plexiglass barriers or netting.

one turntable and a microphone? partial dick move.

I’ll have you know those aren’t just any pajamas. They’re vucana wool. From a sheep that can only be shorn every 3 years by a blind farmer deep in the woods of Brigadoon.