I think the most obvious way to “enhance” a photo of Cruz would be to remove him from it

Her name is Melania, don’t be rude.

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

This was the moment when he went completely unhinged. Hillary baited him and got exactly what she wanted.

Yep. She finally called him out for being the chickenshit know-nothing he is.

My personal fav was when she said “he choked” while in Mexico. The train flew clear off the tracks after that.

You went to elementary school with Donald Trump? And he bullied you? Holy shit, that’s a great story.

We’re all gonna die. May god have mercy on our souls.

Living up to your name.

And here he is stretching out his hands:

Those hands

her lawyerly explanations of very complex issues . . . make her sound squirrelly to voters predisposed to dislike her

The debt is a really hard issue to debate as it is a pretty complex topic and the majority of the viewers aren’t clear between the debt and the deficit. Considering Trump never offers policy proposals, I’m not sure what he would say about it other than he is the only person who could fix our debt problem overnight.

No questions about vaping? Grover Norquist is going to be hopping mad. It’s the Benghazi of the smoking set.

Yup. And the fact no one likes Congress, but we keep electing the same people. It’s not MY representatives that are the problem, it’s those other states that are gumming up the works!

Worrying about “The National Debt” is something inbred hicks use to try and sound smart. They also like to use it as a reason to cut Medicaid/Food Stamps/Social Safety Net programs while they grub for even more sweet, sweet Federal cash to be thrown into the Farm Bill.

It is a publicly traded company.

Let’s be clear about something...

I guess Trump’s tiny hands can only grasp at the really wispy straws.