Maybe we should start!

“Ladies call me Mr. Cranberry Pill”

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To be fair, while Trumps campaign is not the most terrifying act of terrorism in our generation, it is the longest.

HA, JOKES ON THE PEOPLE WITH MONEY. I’M ALREADY POOR.

When a stoppable force meets a moveable object.

Static electricity. They zapped each other when their noses touched and are reeling from the sudden jolt.

Tiff’s probably in Category B after this: 

I mean, for real though! I listen to them talk and sometimes I think - is this worth it? I am ashamed of them as women to be quite frank.

It’s just a nightmare. There’s no other way to describe it.

Also, I really don’t like most of my hometown friends now... like I feel like they are foaming at the mouth over this election (90% Johnson or Trump supporters). As if I didn’t feel like the outcast already, now I’m like... is our friendship worth it?!

99% of polls mean diddlyshit, though. I keep repeating this as a mantra every time I see these ridiculous numbers.

Those 17% are still sulking over Bernie’s loss

You leave now but we all know we’ll see you next Tuesday.

Let’s hope the protest is peaceful and not turn into a...

Michelle Obama gives a speech with such honesty that Republican and Democrat alike are floored for days and can do nothing but slow clap.

Melania gives an interview where she dutifully repeats the talking points that imply her husband was a 59 year old ‘boy’ subject to peer pressure, and there are protests in the…

I ran the Detroit half-marathon Sunday. There were tons of spectators, many with signs, so I saw lots of variations on “Run like Trump is Trying to Grab Your Pussy.” Seeing one around mile 12 did help put a little pep in my step.

Ha! Yes. There’s one prop on our ballot that is supported by everyone except big Tobacco. Big Tobacco is throwing ALL OF THE FUNDING against it. Hmmmm.

That’s very true! On the other hand, a lot of groups have legit-sounding names when they’re actually sort of shady, so I don’t always rely on that

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

...if the signatures on their vote-by-mail forms don’t match the ones on their voter registration.