When I look at her, all I can think of is Quint describing a shark’s eyes.

She’s suggesting that her husband can’t stand up to peer pressure from Billy Bush. That might be more damning than the misogyny.

Broken heart syndrome, also called “stress-induced cardiomyopathy.” It’s real.

Obvious explanation is that with the exchange rate, Toronto only receives 75% of the calls.

The words spray painted on the building were spelled correctly. It might not have been a Trump supporter.

would imply that the general public lacks the ordinary prudence necessary to handle an object that Congress regards as appropriate for sale to the general public.

This is awful. But if anyone can come back from this, it’s this guy.

That Anderson Cooper. You give him a centimeter, and he’ll take a mile.

Yeah, well you try to hit a fast ball when you’ve got the sins of the world on your shoulders!

The Economist’s new cover:

To be fair she was rather noisy and he was trying to catch some shut-eye between questions.

What do you mean Halloween doesn’t last a month?

If this isn’t a perfect metaphor for what his party is trying to do to all women, silence us, then I don’t know what is.

Yep. This game is crazypants and Deadspin is watching old Felix the Cat cartoons from the 40s or something.

Oh, so he was talking during the national anthem?

“Does your Urias balk at inopportune times? Joe Theismann here for Super Beta Prostate.”

I saw a joke that the Clinton campaign doesn’t have an October surprise for Trump. They’ve got an advent calendar.