“EW! Bug on the plate! Yucky!”

“Bill Clinton said ‘retarded’ in 1983. That’s much worse!”

No no no, you’ve got it all wrong. He simply said that she sounds like she’s retarded. That’s it. That’s all! The liberal media is just spinning this non-story, like USUAL. It’s completely different to say that she *sounds* retarded, and not offensive whatsoever unless you’re a special snowflake with wittle baby…

Jesus built my hot rod.

I know Jesus too. He drives an older Nissan pick-up truck, filled with lawnmowers, hedge clippers, and weedwhackers. Jesus mows and manicures my mum’s lawn once a month. Muchas gracias, Jesus.

We LOVE people.

Do bigots who are sick of furriners not realize hatred and xenophobia never built a school, fixed a bridge, created good paying jobs or in any way improved the life of anyone?

The shit eating grin he has as she does the set up is spectacular. He’s really thinking he’s going to put an end to all this nonsense right here and now! He just has no idea how much better everything sounds in his head than it does in the real world.

I hope his twitter mentions are inundated with people telling him how attractive his daughter is and the things they will do to her in 10 years. I’m sure he will be so flattered!

I was thinking, based on his comments, he looks more like a guy explaining to Chris Hansen that the wine coolers and condoms in his grocery bag were purely coincidental and he was only there because his daughters friend “needed someone to talk to”

Schilling is the same guy who went absolutely batshit insane when his daughter was the subject of social media trolls a little while ago. Yet he has no problem with the Trumpster drooling over young girls. Why, it’s almost like Curt’s a giant goddamn hypocrite!

Schilling looks like the truck driver at the counter in some diner in the middle of nowhere ready to tell you how the world REALLY works, which they aren’t gonna teach you in some fancy college.

I thought it was 11/28???

Here’s what I don’t get — if she’s such an evil mastermind that she’s so thoroughly outmaneuvered him and set him up for a humiliating defeat — isn’t that an argument in her favor?

Sure, the alternate version is Deadspin.com/Foodspin-cum-ass-titty-fuck-jizzbomb-blackcock

That should work, right?

Yes, that also deserves some of our outrage.

“I’ve got the best victims. Tremendous victims.”

Sometimes the best defense is to cause the most offense.

It’s hard to believe one person can contain this amount of stupid.