Don’t forget all those University towns and cities, also benighted dens of iniquity.

11/9- Always Remember

HEY ANNA CAN YOU ASK PATRICK TO LIFT HIS SHADOW BAN OF ME OVER THERE ON THE SPORTSBLOGS PLEASE IVE LEARNED MY LESSON LOVE YOUR WORK STAY COOL

Russians really fuckin’ with us now.

Cleveland in 7.

What’s the Haiti issue? As for the rest of it, it’s weird that the haven’t been indicted or convicted of anything. It’s almost like there’s smoke that only some see, but never any fire. I guess the whole thing’s rigged, a vast left wing conspiracy to do I’m not sure what.

Like what?

This fucking guy is too much of a pussy to absorb anonymous criticism, must be a real piece of shit in person. Not cool.

Hey look at that- when you’re not dismissing, you’re projecting.

J. Edgar Hoover was an amateur, apparently.

Love your medium and message all knotted together there like that. Compensatory.

I have anecdotal evidence to the contrary, and if you’ve never talked your way out of a parking ticket then you’re missing a chill chromosome or two.

You’re fuckin weird dude

You really Coug’d up this thread.

He couldn’t have set you up harder if he had tried- kudos. Next Tuesday indeed! (I’ll be shocked if this doesn’t get over a thousand stars)

A pbetter one, anyway.

You should do a guest appearance on that Foodspin show with those two idiots you work with (unless it’s already been cancelled), and then feed whatever you make to the source of all of Gawker’s woes, Jordan whatever his name is.

Has there been an Earhardt castaway movie made yet? Because I would pay watch Tilda Swinton or Cate Blanchett talk to a medicine ball for 2 hours: Spalding!!