The fact that Da Silva’s first attempt at 6.03 was woefully short of the bar made this more incomprehensible. Lavillenie got super cocky going to 6.08 instead of trying to finish off at 6.03. He clears 6.03, which he was close to doing, he’s back in control.

Beto, Hector and Lil Puppet got in some good shots.

It will never happen, but when the police are called to a domestic dispute, they should remove any and all firearms from the house, every time, regardless of whether someone is arrested. You should have to apply to get them back, and have your spouse sign that application.

So a man with a history of “domestic disputes” severe enough to warrant the police having to attend was legally able to obtain a gun with which to kill his wife. That’s an odd interpretation of a well regulated militia.

OTOH, he seems to be doing exceptionally well as an adult with microcephaly.

Some of the twitter takes are pretty damn hilarious. What an amazing, breathtaking performance!

500 days of her were over

If anything Mitch should be described as Corey’s husband, since the Bears don’t do anything worthwhile these days.

Beastmode run is better with the appropriate sound effects/music:

(earlier in the day)

I hate to be that asshole, but that is no dog. It’s a calf. That looks like it is pooping, ironically enough.

You know, this brings up an excellent point. There absolutely is value to a certain style of “ugly” art like Crumb and more recently, Rebecca Morgan. However, both of those artists have a lot of skill. Their subjects’ exaggerated features and bodies work because the artists both have extremely competent knowledge of…

I have a feeling this story is going to end with new Lucy having some kind of “accident” and old Lucy will be in her place.

If Kerri Strug could stick it with one foot, I don’t accept him just lying down like that. Back on your feet, man! Foot! I mean foot!

It’s clearly satire.

Surprised she goes to West Virginia and not Virginia Tech.

Not surprised to see the first gold medal for our country involves shooting.

Not very diplomatic if you ask me.

The difference is that only one of those news sources was attempting to be objectively dishonest.