This goal was pretty cool too

I can’t wait for NBC’s coverage of this, “Spirited celebrations have broken out throughout Rio, as Brazilians are overcome with joy at hosting the Olympics.”

Opening night feels like it’s an eon or two away.

I don’t think I’ve ever been as excited for a movie as I am for this. I can’t wait to hear how Oprah sounds as Mrs. Which.

And they said a guy with Robinson’s frame wouldn’t be able to run through traffic.

Even Left Sharks do better at the Super Bowl.

I think you accidentally went to the Great Lakes Medieval Faire down the road.

Hey, it worked for Il Duce.

Melania told the press she wrote the speech herself so let me just say I’m grabbing my popcorn.

Same. I'm moving to India!

WHY IS THERE NO FUTSAL ON AMERICAN TELEVISION???!!!

“I don’t follow college sports.”

They’re obviously not going for Trump’s base. I think this is aimed at people on the edge between being reliable voters and being completely apathetic - encouraging Democratic leaning ones to go out and actually do something about this in November, with the possible side effect of depressing a few people who lean…

The Notes app itself is undeletable however.

It’s on every time I turn on my tv so that’s probably why. And it does appeal to the young: in the gay community, when we run our yearly recruiment drives in high schools across the country, The Golden Girls is one of our most popular way of turning those kids.

The X is the preferred non gendered term versus the masculine Latinos and the feminine Latinas.

Wow. That’s it.

Maybe they should have called the movement ALM,BBLM,T instead of merely BLM, just to be so clear that even the dumbest numbnut would understand:

The most divisive candidate that I can recall is bemoaning divisiveness.

I bet treating black people like people would cheer them up a shitload.