I would go out tonight, but I haven’t got a stitch to wear...

Ehh, this was more on the side of poor deputy training then gun violence. Normally, I’d agree with you, but this was entirely preventable.

Yes. But there’s the world we live in.

I did that once. (Recorded a decent video in landscape mode.)

This is why you should never try on defense.

He likes us. He really likes us!

Hail Satan.

It’s really just sugar that’s the devil. Fructose specifically. Fructose is only processed by the liver. It’s causes fatty liver which in turn causes high cholesterol and triglycerides and is hugely correlated with heart disease.

Most of my relatives are unrefined whites

Yeah; I don’t consume any added sugar (not because I am so disciplined but because my blood sugar levels began to elevate and it scared me), though I do admit to a sourdough bread adoration that must be indulged semi-regularly.

Haven’t we gotten over the fat thing, yet? (Not directed to you, Smarktalk).
There are entire cultures that live mostly on fat. Fat is not the enemy.

What blows me away — in addition to all the other reasons outlined by Alison Green — is that the manager never offers to come in early and cover for her. When I was a manager, I would stay late with employees to help them finish earlier and get out of the office. Or I’d come in early to help them if they needed it.…

Also note the difference in responses:

If you just hold completely still, all the assholes will die and the corruption will stop. Their sense of being is based on movement.

I got 11 balls today

Well the “birthers” sure as shit didn’t let that whole clusterfuck go once Obama was sworn in, those idiots aren’t going to let the Hillary thing go.

Well, finally that’s all over and we will never, ever hear about Clinton’s emails again.

The most American thing someone can do is to leave a baseball game early.

i have such an irrational hatred for jenna bush hager. she is THE WORST on the today show omg