From your mouth to God’s ears, baby!

Someone just needs to shop Trumps face up there and we’re set.

But he isn’t cutting his own throat! That’s just it.

Agreed that this is vapid and emetic; and also that weekend Jezebel is not the Slot.

Good to see that “Actually Guy” is already in mid-season form.

The message is horrible but what's really killing me is that apostrophe.

Thanks Trudeau

The North remembers.

The name is terrible. It might have been better to go with Privilege Awareness Month.

Ok there, Socrates, I think the youths will muddle on.

“Congratulations Clem”, has me dying! But yeah, it is sad to witness kids so excited to see anything Kardashian. But they’re kids and we are now old(er), and that’s what kids are always going to do. However, their focus and determination was a little scary considering they are likely the children of hill-folk.

Ryan Seacrest, what hast thou wrought?!

Old MacDonald had a can of whoop-ass

Please, call me Ken. Mister Tar Heel is my father.

At least Mr. Tar Heel showed up. Mr. Orange is too busy trying to win the Wisconsin primary with a fuzzy message on abortion.

He needs to be fired immediately.

Ours wants to bang his own daughter.

And we are already off to a FLYING start.

Just remember to put the seat back down after y’all are done today, k?