Tenured professors.

Throw the book at the headline editor.

They come with their own shine box.

s/o to the ohio DA for catching the real criminals

Don't be too hard-on him.

“HBO made this movie in an election year to support Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Party, which loves to claim that a mythical ‘war on women’ is underway by Republicans,” said Mark Paoletta.

I still wear JN. and Loves Baby Soft.

How about this — put all the men in special cars and let the women go wherever they want.

Or “Love’s BabySoft”? Or Charlie, or Green Apple... ah, 70s cult perfumes. I don’t miss you much.

People who want to make sure they have an ideologically pure voting record at the expense of real people getting hurt by letting a Republican win really make my heart hurt.

Dammit, Janet.

That’s races.

Exactly! When people talk about a marathon they even CALL it a race!

Black Strides Matter

While everyone else is arguing over intent, let me propose this:

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

Happy Easter, y’all. My local wine bar is having an adult Easter egg hunt later on this afternoon. I have no idea what it entails but I’m there.