Draymond Green here to humanize Silicon Valley, make the experiences of millionaire ballers more relatable. What- no seasteading brochures?

Lohan owning a nightclub seems like a bad idea. A chain of bagel shops might give her a better shot at longevity, regardless of the carbs.

Hitler did build the Autobahn, but then VW sold us a bunch of cars with emissions cheat codes so back to square one I guess

Apex commenting synergy here. Museum worthy.

Jesus how horrible for her. Come to me now, sweet escapism glug glug. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere

And head scratching. Arlo Guthrie should’ve gotten one for Alice’s Restaurant, and we could’ve been done with folk music forever.

Cannonball Run III: The French Fickle Finger of Fate

Soppin’ Biscuits & Treacle: The White Lady’s Guide to Gentility

Hope you like salty food.

These last 3+ weeks are going to suck.

As much as we need her, she’s too smart and has enough healthy ego to forgo a run. Plus, we don’t deserve her- we haven’t earned the privilege

“If you ain’t ready to turn out your own daughter, you ain’t ready for this game” -Donald Pimp, grandson to Friedrich Drumpf (also a pimp)

I don’t know how I feel about all this other than overloaded

Counterpoint: Buster Posey lost count of the outs in the fourth, and could have broken it open.

I don’t think his chances are much better than Trump’s at this point (he would restore a little dignity to the party...and I guess who wouldn’t at this point), but if P-90X Ryan was tapped that could be a problem.

The process has never been this undignified before. Gotta hit bottom before you pick yourself up.

Right?

This thread is getting too hairy for me. I’m out.

That might not flow off the tongue very well. “-gate” a little safer.

Forget it, man- it’s West Virginia