Go get ‘em, Bluestone- you’re a regular Eddie Morrow at this point.

Remember when there was a general topics blog on the internet that could handle tense and important civil events, corralling its attendant trolls and true believers? Univision would be wise to protect its newly acquired, less nimble assets to pull something like that out of hypothetical mothballs. I bet they could…

Troll city, man- stay on the path, keep off the moors.

This is nothing a little good ol’ fashioned Trumpian stop-n-frisk couldn’t fix on his first day in office. Change agent for peace through strength.

You’d think it was Justin Bieber bobble head night or something.

Where’s the part where Sharpton stomped a guy to death? Sharpton ever been in prison?

Well, if they are both unqualified why would you vote for Trump?

Let’s just say you’re not good at analogies and leave it at that.

Trump should have some qualifications to run for office.

I think everyone has left, bro. I gotta lock up now. You need a cab or something?

F, Marry, Kill: Diane, Lilith & Carla?

Is there reportage anywhere as to whether Vinson was in uniform or undercover, and whether or not he identified himself as a police?

I’d like to hear a little more about that soothing opium. Sounds soothing.

I can feel Jimmy Fallon’s tousslin’ hand getting itchy from here.

Got a problem with the free market? Or what exactly is the vast lizard people conspiracy we’re not seeing here?

Maybe fuckheads should stop making so many straw men.

Nastia does know that’s Gene Simmons, right? #takeashower

I sure hope this case isn't fully prosecuted before these two get a chance to vote for Trump.

Unless and until Chuckle Harder with his hand out oozes in

Isaac Lee will be by shortly to smooth all this out I’m sure