Go home Joe yer drunk

Only kids who grew up eating split and fried hot dogs served on whole wheat bread like ketchup on them.

Later days, hockey dumbfucks.

I bet he doesn’t even know where Uzbeki-beki-bekistan is. Oligarchs!!

When thinking of Ecuador, Bolivia, and Peru, that's the order I think of them in. I almost never think of Peru. So good for them.

In Flint it tastes like empire.

+1 Bob Ross, and a sword in the face of thin skinned oligarchs who threaten the the fourth wall of a democratic society forever

Somebody needs to check all those cheap Guy Fawkes masks for off gassing neurotoxins.

I know who said it, motherfucker

The house wins either way. You’ll catch on.

He must've been so tempted to write “Uzbeki-beki-bekistan”.

Too bad her charity was AEI.

Too late- it’s a Sir Mix-A-Lot line. From 20 years ago. Getting old beats the alternative :)

I know better than to correct my doddering elders, but he meant Pig Pen at the end there, not Linus. Unless there was a Peanuts cartoon where Linus shit his pants. Because that’s what Kershaw looks like. Like he shit his pants. Like Pig Pen.

Mashed dinger- been there.

carlcaveman more like amirite

The maloik is strong in this one

Lol fair enough.

See’s sounds like a very significant business to Cher: