Can’t help but think the feeling’s been mutual, Mr. Jonas.

African or European?

I had forgotten that that the original artwork from T.H.o.T.S. wasn’t as recognizable as Carroll’s other more famous works when I went for it, so I left the pixels. But if you say so- done.

Yacht rock is still ok though, right?

He must also be a Paul Thomas Anderson fan. His schtick is just Seduce and Destroy aimed at vulnerable women.

...as if 2.35 million metro region voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Canadian doctors are vampires. Got it.

Pretty much everything this person does is pretty cool, but did she get bitten by a vampire at age 14? Muchos smarts and talent in such a youthful visage.

...served best on a silver tray!

Thank you, Holden Caulfield.

Does a hit that hard on a lacrosse field induce Connecticut lockjaw, or cure it?

This nepo-tastic rabbit’s foot is about to run out of luck. Forrest Gump he ain’t. Lightning: it’s hard to bottle.

Still rockin’ that original ‘90s North Beach douchebag Streets of San Francisco coiffure, hey?

“Do I really need to say it?”

Lots of basketball players and fans spend time at college tho :(

Bet he won't get a send off like Prince or Bowie did.

Straight to video goddamn!

“Andrew Johnson promoted.” -Republican Telegraph, April 1865

BORING

That ageless beauty may have cost her her marbles. Don’t smoke too much of that hair, hon.