They're just gung ho for Byung-Ho.

Allow me:

We probably do deserve/ have earned it, at this point. They are much higher quality celebrities than a majority of the tweeting subclasses, and they owe us a glimpse into their private lives. Who's with me

The handshake seals the contract, if you know what I'm saying (I don't know what I'm saying)

Front hair (bangs) too straight, while the rest...

Some people just don’t get reattled in what many would consider high pressure situations. And with a preternatural calm demeanor in a stressful environment, one can really excel at their tradecraft. Just ask Ted Bundy.

He’s upset because he feels guilty, and he’s not very articulate so he gets mad, and he’s old so he can’t get physically violent, so he’s prone to weeping in public after doubling down in interviews he shouldn't be in in the first place. His minders should just keep him in a house.

“Sincerely held beliefs” are even worse.

If it can even be considered a sport: golf.

This apparent vein of double entendres headlines is a good editorial decision and direction to go in, but I bet you guys peter out by midseason. Gauntlet thrown!

#1 con un balazo

Yes! And your American Graffiti!

With hilarious effects like that, no amount of treacle can stop me!

Holy shit this may be the most important movie in my young life that I need to add to my Netflix queue

That’s great, but never buy her a drink for it if you ever run into her (glug-glug knowwhatimsayin)

Wait they had names and told him? #squirrelwhisperer

Can't stop noticing the bare feet.

You probably dodged a bullet by not growing up in Bakersfield. Unless you did. In which case: condolences.

“I refuse to recognize this prison shank sticking out of my torso.”

Timothy McVeigh wasn't very funny.