I know it feels like the sky is falling, but there’s no way the Tea Party (the heart of his base) is getting into the White House, regardless of how they organized in 2010 downticket.

C’mon now- common sense best practices speechifying highlighting inevitable sensible governance is boring. Let’s kick the overgrown oompa-loompa dumpster fire in the teeth some more while he cuts his own throat instead.

+1 ironically inclusive

Praise Zeus and pass the hemlock!

I found the kids depressing in the respect that they were so eager to see the completely useless avatar of fame that is anyone in that clan. They represent the future, and man does it look bleak (even though we’ll surely muddle on, as we have since Mesopotamia). Other notables in the clip were green sweater guy…

“I did nazi that coming.” —M. McLuhan

Nary a batflip to be seen!

Huh. Touché.

While the rest may be fair play, that jab is totally earned. I mean, who defends spring break, honestly.

Still more entertaining than watching Jordan Sargent eat human food.

I would wear them mostly at night.

It's also Jodie Foster Day at Chez Hinckley!

That's the old wasabi, boy.

Further proof of feline inferiority.

My mom would've been proud, rest her soul.

Thank you, Don DeLillo.

🤘🏻#metaltilyoudie🤘🏻🖕🏻 #hessian4life🖕🏻

Not a word about Jean Naté? Am disappoint.

Check out the Stephen King novella it poorly ripped. More dystopian Fugitive, less comically butch Hunger Games.

I mean- Jeff Gilooly has to be involved somehow, right?