Canadian doctors are vampires. Got it.

Pretty much everything this person does is pretty cool, but did she get bitten by a vampire at age 14? Muchos smarts and talent in such a youthful visage.

...served best on a silver tray!

Thank you, Holden Caulfield.

Does a hit that hard on a lacrosse field induce Connecticut lockjaw, or cure it?

This nepo-tastic rabbit’s foot is about to run out of luck. Forrest Gump he ain’t. Lightning: it’s hard to bottle.

Still rockin’ that original ‘90s North Beach douchebag Streets of San Francisco coiffure, hey?

“Do I really need to say it?”

Lots of basketball players and fans spend time at college tho :(

Bet he won't get a send off like Prince or Bowie did.

Straight to video goddamn!

“Andrew Johnson promoted.” -Republican Telegraph, April 1865

BORING

That ageless beauty may have cost her her marbles. Don’t smoke too much of that hair, hon.

They're just gung ho for Byung-Ho.

Allow me:

We probably do deserve/ have earned it, at this point. They are much higher quality celebrities than a majority of the tweeting subclasses, and they owe us a glimpse into their private lives. Who's with me

The handshake seals the contract, if you know what I'm saying (I don't know what I'm saying)

Front hair (bangs) too straight, while the rest...

Some people just don’t get reattled in what many would consider high pressure situations. And with a preternatural calm demeanor in a stressful environment, one can really excel at their tradecraft. Just ask Ted Bundy.