He’s upset because he feels guilty, and he’s not very articulate so he gets mad, and he’s old so he can’t get physically violent, so he’s prone to weeping in public after doubling down in interviews he shouldn't be in in the first place. His minders should just keep him in a house.

“Sincerely held beliefs” are even worse.

If it can even be considered a sport: golf.

This apparent vein of double entendres headlines is a good editorial decision and direction to go in, but I bet you guys peter out by midseason. Gauntlet thrown!

#1 con un balazo

Yes! And your American Graffiti!

With hilarious effects like that, no amount of treacle can stop me!

Holy shit this may be the most important movie in my young life that I need to add to my Netflix queue

That’s great, but never buy her a drink for it if you ever run into her (glug-glug knowwhatimsayin)

Wait they had names and told him? #squirrelwhisperer

Can't stop noticing the bare feet.

You probably dodged a bullet by not growing up in Bakersfield. Unless you did. In which case: condolences.

“I refuse to recognize this prison shank sticking out of my torso.”

Timothy McVeigh wasn't very funny.

I know it feels like the sky is falling, but there’s no way the Tea Party (the heart of his base) is getting into the White House, regardless of how they organized in 2010 downticket.

C’mon now- common sense best practices speechifying highlighting inevitable sensible governance is boring. Let’s kick the overgrown oompa-loompa dumpster fire in the teeth some more while he cuts his own throat instead.

+1 ironically inclusive

Praise Zeus and pass the hemlock!

I found the kids depressing in the respect that they were so eager to see the completely useless avatar of fame that is anyone in that clan. They represent the future, and man does it look bleak (even though we’ll surely muddle on, as we have since Mesopotamia). Other notables in the clip were green sweater guy…

“I did nazi that coming.” —M. McLuhan