Eh, I have mixed feelings about all the Tonya Harding love. She came from a dysfunctional home and embraced violence and dysfunction because that’s all she knew. However, she knew a competitor was going to be attacked and said nothing. I think it was partly because of fear of her husband but also because deep down,…

It’s not like this was a secret—the whole thing’s been trending on social media for weeks and the #metoo movement has been written about/discussed in every single news outlet in existence.

As a big fan of David Harbor... this is a goddamn shame.

Your mom = Saint

Thanks so much for this! I would have missed it otherwise.

Not even enough to pay for the funeral...

I’d pay to watch that.

What about not giving their young sons smartphones and computers, and knowing what they are up to?

Pro tip: Teenage boys are scumbags. No boy/girl/man/woman/trans person should be sending any teenage boy naked pictures of themselves.

Not Matty...anyone but Matty.

Tonight on a very special episode, we look into the seedy underside of the roadside lemonade stand, and investigate if children are adding more sugar to get their buyers hooked on a dollar a hit.

It’s going to suck when we find out that Matty Matheson rapes children and sacrifices them at Trinity Bellwoods Park just to maintain his culinary powers

I used to know someone who worked in loss prevention and he said old people shoplift like crazy.

Taylor Swift really has a type, huh? A deeply dull type.

His backpack straps give the appearance of him wearing a cold-shoulder top.

He’s like a sunfish. Their teeth all fuse together into one beak-like structure. Also, they’re extremely stupid and utterly worthless.

I think it’s just hard to do portraits in frosting, but maybe I’m being too charitable.

I cannot figure out what in the hell is going on with junior’s mouth.

OH NO IT FAILED TO ACTUALLY DEACTIVATE, PUN MODE IS PERMANENTLY ENGAGED FOR YOU NOW!

Spacey just got Byrned.