He probably eats them in front of her, then chides her for putting dressing on her salad because she’s “getting big.”
Doesn’t mention that the big mac buns (all three of them) have been subbed out with apple pies.
We all know fish filet is GIRLY not at all MANLY like BIG BOY TRUMP
Maybe we could call it “Y Cognitive Disorder”
And of course, there was this:
I was in high-school when Pearl Jam was NEW! They are now “classic rock”. Get those kids offa my lawn!!!
My brother in law was supposed to be there that night... he ended up getting stoned waiting for his friends and passing out on the couch instead. That decision saved his life.
I’m not even mad
The London fire this summer made me think of this. My husband thinks I’m crazy for going over emergency stuff with the kids all the time but my dad was a fire fighter for 30 years. I know exactly how wrong it can go. When we were home sick in middle school/ high school we’d watch for training videos with him. Its…
Meanwhile, over in London, people are still waiting for justice for the victims of the Grenfell tower fire.
I recently moved my son into his freshman dorm at the University of San Francisco. The dorms are old, and pre-date the codes requiring sprinkler systems. I am not a member of the fire service, but for 12 years I have consulted to a company that makes a fire protection system, so I am very aware of building safety…
Whenever people disbelieve me or doubt about how fast a fire can cause everything to go to shit I show them the Station fire video with the timer. It shuts them up.
My grandmother and great-aunt were all dressed up to go there that very night, but their dates showed up late so the trip into the city was canceled!
I am DYING laughing at my desk like a maniac.
holy fuck this is so secondhand embarrassing
More proof of how Big Safelite controls the media and what the people see. They claim they want to make our windshields clear but why does that involve clouding our vision Safelite?
She always looks like she’s desperately trying to suppress a wet, loud fart. Sadly, her fart has a twitter account and calls himself the president.
Meh. I think she’s enjoying ballet as much as anyone can. BAM! Take that, 500-year-old artistic dance form!
If you hate pumpkin pie you may never have had a truly good punpkin pie.