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Good for those kids, especially Millie Bobby Brown, who definitely deserves a higher salary than the rest considering her role is so important and gets much more screen time.

I would watch the crap out of that. I’d binge it on a Friday night.

A potentially long-running new series: ‘Where’s Michele Miscavige?’

“You’re tearing me apart, Leszek!” 

all of them

*please come in plus sizes please come in plus sizes*

Because grilled cheese is delicious and should be consumed at every opportunity?

I think I’ve done the grilled cheese at happy hour before, but that was something simple to soak up copious drinks.

Horror movies aren’t known for logical storylines.

It also takes less than five minutes for the entire staff to shut the whole place down and leave for vacation.

I’m sure there are many who share your wrong opinion.

Y’all, I love my Instant Pot so much. I have made fall apart tender short ribs in 40 minutes, with legit NO clean up. I threw out my big clumsy stove top pressure cooker AND my big bulky crock pot. I welcome all your favorite IP recipes!

Cynthia Nixon is probably just polishing her Tonys.
Also, I had no clue that if she did a good film she could EGOT.

Butt stuff was Oreo’s least popular cookie.

“Butt Stuff” was the name of one of my Instagram accounts. But I had zero followers as nobody wanted to see a dude pushing 60 working out on a stationary bike.

I remember watching this and thinking, “I can’t wait for David Harbour to show up and call this a Tide ad.”

That being said, she quickly added, “If you’ve already got the flu, I’m gonna pray for you right now ... flu, I bind you off of the people in the name of Jesus. Jesus himself gave us the flu shot.”

Excellent. I would ask that every Evangelical voter not get a flu shot. I would also ask that they go spread the good word in local ER’s. Visit the homes of the older members of your congregations. Stop washing your hands! Soap is the devil’s lubricant. Only Jesus cleans! Glory!

Yep, 20% is my baseline too. Move the decimal place, double it and round up to the nearest dollar.

“Oh god! There’s a cat in that burning building!....... Ah! I know what to do!” *Throws another cat into burning building* “Now they won’t be alone.”