Polish with many decades trying to Americanize his accent.

Normally this is where some old fart conservative says something asinine like “If you can’t afford kids, don’t have them!” Thanks Bev, let me get that time machine out of storage.

I think people enjoyed San Junipero because it wasn’t a completely depressing episode. It had something that gave people hope for the future. A life beyond death (even if it’s in a digital world.)

That’s what I love about it the most. Very little clean up. I also have an aversion to standing over the stove with multiple pots and pans spitting at me for attention.

That size is insulting to a river god

The Rock is capable of flaring his lats and becoming a sugar glider

We weren’t really forbidden from most things. I remember some kids in my class weren’t allowed to watch Married with Children or In Living Color. I never understood why at the time. It was comedy! So much of the adult humor went over my head.

People are skipping the flu shot and drinking Elderberry syrup like we’re living the fucking dark ages

I could watch another season without the kids. Just Billy, Joyce, Hops, and Officer Steal My Heart Callahan.

Might spook relatives into thinking there is an illegitimate child in the family.

Most Barre classes that I see advertised are a $10 drop in class or however much for a membership that breaks down to $8 a class. But I’m not paying $10 for some lady to show me how to rock my pelvis for an hour.

and the parents were not allowed to go back during his treatments.

And Point of No Return

You know who couldn’t feel pain? Darkman. And we all know what happened to him.

I thought it was due to their amazing fountain Coke and extra wide straws. Pumps life back into you with every sip.

400 some people trying to get out of a small building. Pushing, shoving, before it just bottle necked with people and bodies started stacking up by the door. The screams around 1:34 just haunts me forever.

That video forever frightened me of crowded buildings

Speaking of pie, does anyone else get pie for their birthday instead of cake? I don’t care for cake so I requested an apple pie when I was 14 and have been keeping the tradition for the last 20 years. I come from a big family so I figured if I’m sick of cake for each birthday so must everyone else.

I never enjoyed sweet potatoes until I had candied sweet potato. Holy shit, major game changer. Where has that been my entire life? That’s when I realized my parents cooking is very bland so I put myself in charge of the sweet potatoes every year.

We’re going to let you out early AND give you your victim’s address! Enjoy!