Even if they brought down a cart full of spooky undead to show her the seriousness of the situation, Cersei still wouldn’t give a shit. Not her problem. Fuck the North. Y’all on your own.

I had a coupon for a free carton. Tried the salted caramel. Waaaay too sweet but it’s still pretty good. Wish I had picked the oatmeal cookie one instead.  

I like to image her living a Gilligan’s Island style life with Fred Noonan. They didn’t want to be found because they found each other. SWOOOON

This is as stupid as the three breasted woman. Who believes this shit?

He’s just SO soft looking. Like a pre-pubescent teen who hasn’t experienced acne and facial hair yet.

Does anyone still watch re-runs of Home Improvement? Now that I’m older watching it I get the vibe that Tim Taylor constantly cheats on Jill and is terribly afraid one of his sons will be gay.

How about a Dove bottle that doesn’t slip out of my hands when I’m trying to squeeze soap out

They’re awfully chipper after being stranded on a muggy swamp ass island without sleep or a shower.

How else were they going to cure Jamie of his chronic sea-sickness with all of this continent hopping they do?

That’s what I’m doing in September. I don’t want Comcast knowing I can afford that extra $9 a month for Starz.

Oh yea, I definitely recommend the books. There’s a never ending supply of sexy time. Claire and Jamie are always banging away like a new couple. But by the end of 4th book I was SO burned out by this family. Always finding themselves in some kind of life or death pickle. I may start the 5th book later this year…

How far ahead in spoilers? I finished the 4th book and I’m taking a long break from them.

Makes me almost glad I pay $7 for a tube of Tom’s with the screw cap that I drop every time I use it. Also, stop being slobs.

Glad to see that United is willing to barter with customers. If I’m ever on a flight that needs volunteers to give up their seat I’ll wait for that $800 and free hotel offer. That’s amazing.

For real. Aluminum chairs, paint, glass, glue, drapes, and Hilde supplied the artwork over the fireplace by photographing her body.

I’m sorry I couldn’t find a bigger picture but this room has always angered me

I don’t know why but everytime a camera comes out my head starts to back up like a turtle and my eyes go all crazy wide with the flash. I try to stay out of pictures.

I stopped watching in the second season when the young couple went to a busted out pharmacy for meds only to be overtaken with desire in that moment. Amongst the broken glass and flesh eating monsters mere feet away, they strip down to their bare asses and consummate their love. Naked. In broken glass. Around…

I feel boring with my plain ol’ bananas and dates smoothie. Or banana, milk and honey. I like bananas.

Look for Russian Sage. I planted two by my front door when they were super small and they’ve exploded in size in just a couple years. Bees love it.