My cheating ex is far more successful than me, financial and career-wise.

We recently got new insurance at work which means I had to go get my prescriptions filled at their pharmacy of choice. I completely forgot that part of the benefits when I went to refill my Nuvaring at CVS this past January and was told the co-pay was $125! For ONE ring. Before insurance covered birth control I was …

Ambien lasts for like 6 hours. How far are you flying?

Those are amazing deals for airline snacks. On Spirit you get a tiny ass bottle of water and a stupid muffin for $7.

Accept and share is the only reasonable answer. But maybe that’s the midwest politeness in me.

Looking forward to many Asian Carp dinners in the future!

Did this doctor even see her in person before diagnosing her with scabies? It even stated the bed bugs were visible on her. Ridiculous. In hospitals they double/triple bag your clothing if they find ONE bedbug on a patient. They don’t need that shit spreading.

She sounds easily irritable. Her acquaintances are probably constantly walking on eggshells.

I liked Stranger Things but I wasn’t blown away. I was entertained. Some people make it out as a life changing experience. The last episode felt like a SyFy Original. But I will tune in on Halloween.

FLL is a pleasant airport but damn their security check area smell like funky ass feet.

I stumbled upon this woman’s instagram videos of her doing yoga in Costa Rica. https://www.instagram.com/casa_colibri/ I was mesmerized! Full on headstands without arms.  I can’t touch my toes but I’m determined to get my socks on without struggling this year.

Ever gone hiking in the woods while high? I spent some time looking for a baby because I heard crying. Turned out to be two skinny hollow trees rubbing against each other. It was super creepy.

We were always told we’re not allowed to look up our own accounts and if we want to see our records we have go to the Medical Records department like everyone else and sign for a copy of them.

I work in the medical field. While I have nothing to hide at the moment, if I ever have any embarrassing issues that need treatment I would want to go to another facility so my coworkers won’t read about or hear about it. Middle aged women, you know how catty and gossipy they are.

She’s a comedian so I expect them to twist stories around for a laugh. But I wouldn’t expect her to do it to someone that is so well known who would eventually hear about it AND have the emails to back up their side.  

I didn’t realize that at the time either! It was never a topic of discussion. So weird when you watch it now knowing they have to stay quiet during birth

Does anyone remember a reality show she had in the early-mid 2000's? I distinctly remember it being about planning her wedding to Angelo and fertility issues.  

That was around the time I stopped watching, when Rory turned around and slept with married Dean. Girl, get your shit together. Wtf is wrong with you? This is a SMALL ASS NOSEY town. Everyone will know by the time you find your underwear.

If Jess starts balding he will

You know Joan was that demented bitch to bring a disgusting dish to parties only to watch people force themselves to eat it with a smile.