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I completely missed it until you said that. The imagine is branded in my brain. It’s not so bad, but it’s there.

 “I’m pro-life. The judges will be pro-life.”

I’m curious to see if she has another reason besides the “he tried using my fame” excuse.

My friend calls it ‘the dirty dick infection’ but I explained it probably has more to do with her vaginal bacteria being pushed into the urethra than dirty dicks and why aren’t you wrapping it up you just let us all know you are barebacking it with these skeezers ugh Jess I swear

How did people treat UTI’s before antibiotics? I would have died from agony.

How do parents feel about having a local stay at home mom watch your child for half the price? A few of my friends send their children to ‘daycares’ like that for $25 a day (8-9 hours). The mom will watch a maximum of four children a day and provides the meals.

But wasn’t there emails between subway officials claiming that this new woman in his life is a good thing and that the whole ‘child sex issue’ will be in the past? That is kind of how I remember reading it. They all knew except her.

Her show only taught me how to look like an upper crust rich white woman by slightly popping the crispy collar of my button down top.

When I was a single cat lady I would make large batches of lasagna in a day. Then I would cut them into individual portions, freeze them in their own baggie and take it to work throughout the month until I got sick of it. I never noticed the pasta being mushy when reheated. But it did take a long time to reheat in

Old guys still try to hold onto their bro-ness with their old fart friends. I’m sure his buddies were the only ones that found it HIGH FIVE funny.

As I was passing out candy, I honestly was not paying attention to any of their costumes. Just the smiles on their faces. CHEESY I KNOW but happy kids make me happy.

It’s usually a parent that wants more traffic to their mommy blog.

There was an old lady in my neighborhood that would give us a stack of five pennies wrapped in tape. Every. Year.

Speculated love is dead

Are you stating that as a person who has had sexual experiences with a big girl or as a big girl trying to tear down skinny women?

Seriously. I’m so bad at picking out light bulbs, they always end up being too harsh. Aside from showing every shadow of my lumps, when I turn on the lights in the morning my eyeballs want to explode out of my head. Send those dim lights my way! (I know I could just get a dimmer switch but I’m cheap AND lazy)

I had one Banks song downloaded two years ago. I finally got around to listening to the rest of her first album last month. SO MUCH FIRE. I hate myself for not listening sooner. Her second album is even better.

She comes off as a person with a hair trigger explosive reaction when she feels she’s been slighted. Is that a type of mental illness? Intermediate Explosive Disorder?