Boy I can’t wait for the Lifetime movie of this shit

The real issue is that someone is getting called out for wearing gloves while handling and giving out food.

Since wearing gloves while distributing food is apparently now racist, was Twitter equally quick to drag this racist?

They are generally not aggressive unless surprised or looking for food.

Hold on, she’s 52?

Infinity dollars on someone’s ex-husband or ex-boyfriend.

His mouth doesn’t move like people’s mouths usually move when they talk. It’s like someone is operating the mouth of a particularly expressive Muppet for the first time.

FALSE. I stand by the John Oliver version.

I always imagined Jared sounding like Gilbert Gottfried.

“Pawn shop owner Kevin Haug told the AP, “Every once in a while, when someone’s weird, we look into them for no apparent reason other than we’re just bored sometimes.””

-NarcissistPrayer-

Girl really needs to read up on the ultimate fate of Marie Antoinette.

I guarantee Ivanka will address this with that calm, pseudo-thoughtful, breathy cadence she has, and then go to bed with its $5,000 linens and sleep peacefully, giving not a solitary fuck about the issue

Counterpoint: Hanson, Jonas Brothers, Good Charlotte..

Oh man, look at that face on Melania. She is so not here for this FLOTUS shit. Remember when we had a First Lady that actually liked being the first lady? And also didn’t swat her husband’s hand away like it was covered in wasps?  

Tee Hee:

I felt bad for her because it was clear that it was the first time since she moved to the United States that anyone cared about her heritage

The “what do you give him to eat” moment was so cringe-worthy. Apparently the Pope loves a Slovenian food called potica so was trying to make small talk with Melania but she misheard and ok bye my skin has cringed off of my body and crawled away.

You know it’s bad when even the Holy Father can’t get his face right.

Instantly where my brain went to. lol Death Becomes Her!