I thought she was awful in that drug movie (only watched for Aaron-Taylor-Johnson because duh), but pretty good in that shark movie!*

*Googles Blanket Training*

Finally someone got the correct order of a murder-suicide.

Whatever it takes for him to stop hitting women.

He looks like Anpanman.

No one is going to buy those short, fat bottles because they would be too hard to grip with wet soapy hands, but some marketer is going to take that as meaning no one wants short, fat bottles because they are reminded of short, fat women.

I look forward to the day when I’m not considered less-than simply because of the viscous gooey residue preventing my cap from fully closing.

Boys seeking validation through machines.

The whole thing seemed sketchy from the beginning.

I’m apparently part jerk bc that skit never bothered me. Also, I would watch mean tweets every day until the end of time.

I know Brie Larson is a good actress, but I’d have no idea who she is if I saw her irl. Are people more attuned to celebs than I? I live in NYC and, while it’s not LA, I have a good chance of running into one. Am I weird?

This is exactly how I wanted to start my morning:

I was going to order a pizza tonight and now I guess I’ll just starve so thanks.

Also mother wouldn’t like that. I still can’t get over the fact that he calls his wife MOTHER. UGH! Just imagine your significant other calling you mother or father is a sexual manner.

I got together with some friends of mine yesterday, one of whom worked for Pence several years ago. She can’t stand him, said his weirdo women-as-only-sexual threats thing permeates his office. He won’t meet with any staff alone if they are female so no women ever were given senior positions. She felt it was a form of…

Minhaj made fun of Pence noting that the VP wasn’t there because some of the women in the room might be ovulating.

Yeah the only thing we had was Livejournal, which only the nerdy drama kids used anyway.

so thankful i came of age before instagram and promposals.

“This is a loser for the school district,” Charles C. Haynes of Washington DC’s Newseum tells the Post. “It’s difficult to satisfy the First Amendment in elementary school when it comes to the Bible. Students at that age really aren’t prepared to tell the difference between what is history and what is religious…

“Students at that age really aren’t prepared to tell the difference between what is history and what is religious conviction.”