The Benadryl is for the parents.

Our first kid was a precious, little bundle of joy.

This is madness incarnate.

I don’t remember this one but just looking at it makes me mad.

The fact that you can’t move the furniture doesn’t bother me NEARLY as much as the fact that it looks like cheap garbage.

I find that pizza and beer do a pretty good job of making my ass bigger.

Because you can never EVER move the furniture without ruining it! I’d be so irate at this solely because I love to move stuff around on a quarterly basis in my home.

This room screams “We came in under budget, can’t ya tell?!?!?!”

Does anyone else feel like 2006 has awoken and is coming for us all like some kind of vengeful elder god?

The first job I had out of grad school was at the UK company that produced the original version of this show, Changing Rooms. One night I was at the pub and I caught the latest episode, wherein one of the couples had a meltdown at how fucking UGLY the result was, including portraits of the couple as Nell Gywnn and…

They’ll never top this.

If you like movies at all, this guy’s YouTube series is pretty excellent. This video has some casual uses of “retard” that I really dislike, but he also has a lot of sensitivity and respect to Ms. Cates’ situation.

I’m probably missing the point here, but I will never understand people like this dipshit and Dylan Roof who hate black folks so much they need to kill some and spend the rest of their lives in jail.

Here’s the Walking Dead - scramble to get to a place of safety.... oops, turns out it’s not safe. Someone you kinda care about dies and someone you barely care anything about dies.... scramble to get away.... you care less about existing people. Lather, rinse, repeat.

It’s amazing how the only thing on your resume, a rich trust fund kid who fucks the daughter of another rich trust fund kid, suddenly makes you an expert on literally everything.

Can I still order birth control through the microwave? Asking for a friend.

All the Trump supporters who benefit from the ACA who hoped he would laughably “do the right thing,” will be oh so disappointed that they will lose their medical insurance. This hopefully serves as a wake up call to all those who thought they could purge the people who wanted to help them with health care in favor of…

I have a horrific and completely irrational fear of flying. I even take the ambien on short two hour flights. For some reason it knocks me out, but when we land “blam” I am wide awake and refreshed. I think it has to do with the fact that my anxiety levels are so through the roof that when we land my body gets…

This is why she, correctly, prefers dogs to children.