I used to like a musician from Detroit until Election Day he wrote his own name in and some of his followers followed suit. Fuck that guy and his stupid ass first time voter followers. Hope it’s still funny to them that they wasted their vote and got a limp rotting carrot elected president.

If zebra mussels had legs they’d be dancing right now.

I’m from Michigan. Born and bred. I grew up in a really big hunting and fishing community, and my brother loved fishing so much he got a job that deals with conservation of rivers, lakes, and streams.

I have family in Michigan and Wisconsin who are very pro-Trump. Or.....they were. We’ll see how this goes over. You can mess with a lot, but DO NOT FUCKING MESS WITH THEIR LAKE.

My favorite part of all of this is that the Republicans who have districts on the lakes have now joined up with Democrats to protest the cuts. lol Like, get the fuck out of here with that.

Can’t wait for the Cuyahoga River to catch fire again.

I’m a proud resident of one of those shit-ass states, but, yeah, fuck us.

Seriously. We can’t just leave animals to live their captive lives in peace. I know Salvadorenos are suffering by so much gang activity, but it’s so awesome to see their compassion expand to non-humans.

I’m really sad the hippo didn’t show these people what hippos are capable of.

I once spent an hour on the school bus filing my nails into points in preparation for a fight with a girl who was sitting on the SAME BUS three rows ahead of me.

If a younger adult in good health dies from bed bugs, call me. A 96 year old can die from complications of a cool breeze, may she rest in peace.

Bad caretakers seem the more likely cause of death than just bed bugs.

I think he knows other kinds of families exist, he’d just rather they not.

Single mothers?! Lesbians with children ?!! Stay at home dads?!!!!

He knows you exist, he simply wants you to suffer for it.

Can’t the other wives watch the kids?

I am willing to bet that Mr. Green is the kind of man who would be unable to find his way out of a paper bag without the help of a Woman employee, whom he naturally would not pay a fair wage to.

If women have to choose abortion because they didn’t have access to birth control, it IS a national disgrace. And we are headed towards that disgrace again, I fear.