Yeah. Read it by not really reading it. Thanks all for clarification.

Ugh.

This reminds me of Jr. High (fucking miserable) where I was teased relentlessly about being fat. I dropped a ton of weight and then I was ridiculed for my clothes. You can’t fucking win, man.

“But her apology isn’t going to do anything for your life.”

too busy processing bananas

I hate keyboard warriors. Want to go back in time and parent in the pre-Internet age. Must have been glorious.

If ever there was a time for a “Don’t talk to me or my son ever again” meme Facebook profile pic, this is it.

Ugh...

I’m against all exceptions to abortion bans.

Isn’t kinda disrespectful for a judge to address lawyers by their first names rather than Counselor? This is clearly not a friendly working relationship, so seems like a breach of ettiquette on his part. True, or nah?

What the holy fuck? Sue this judge for kidnapping and false imprisonment, please.

Are we sure that judge isn’t a Xandozan assassin?

EVERYONE PANIC! They flavor most kid’s meds. Lock up your scripts, problem solved.

So many of my college friends got credit cards and ended up in a lot of debt before college was done. They were handing them out like candy. I didn't get one because I wasn't sure I could be responsible with it.

This is just a disaster waiting to happen. Also, why would anyone possibly need to put anything from forever 21 on a credit card? I haven’t shopped there in years but last I remember items were ridiculously cheap (isn’t that the point?) I mean it’s not like you’re buying some investment piece that you plan on wearing…

He reminds me of the toddler that won’t cooperate during a family photo shoot even though you did *everything* to make it work. You gave him a juicebox. You brought his favorite toy. You promised him time on the iPad. And STILL... fucking Scott Disick!

If he had, it’d be like this:

Is that oil made from snakes?

You gotta wonder if Scott Disick isn’t having the last laugh. He was a douchey tile in a mosaic of Kardashian trash for such a long time... I wonder if he does these things on purpose to show just how few fucks he gives and/or to out the practices of his former products family. If he really is taking the piss out of…

Is Boo-Tea made from powdered ghosts?