TOO MANY WOMEN ON MY TV
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I just visit Peter Pan Donuts in Greenpoint if I need to feel better.
Also: Don’t try to change your own oil if you have no idea what you’re doing and you own an expensive car because you stupidly put the loan in your name even though it was for your wife who then became your ex wife and never made payments on the car during the divorce because lol, thus making you have bad credit and…
My grandmother used to work in a general store when she was young (so half a century ago, in Canada), and they used to hang the bananas on hooks on the ceiling so all the spiders would have time to fall out before they sold them. And since the bananas came from more tropical climates, these were the big, scary…
THEIR BABIES WILL HAVE THE MOST PERFECT BONE STRUCTURE
All I want to talk about is Tormund and Brienne.
The High Sparrow is totally that kid in college who never drank in high school, goes to one frat party and can’t handle it so he spends the next 6 months telling everyone that drinking is wrong. (Then he goes to Spain for the summer and changes his tune.)
From walking outside to shit to posting shit on social media. Quite the advancement during her lifetime.
And why is Amal in the cast lineup at all?
How can you like X? I hate X due to Y. My opinion always wins.
Kendra is low class. I can only imagine how exhausting being her friend must be.
Fech is more likely to happen, at this point.
The mouth on that woman! Oh my stars!
Alright Blake, you don't get to act all high and mighty about the types of jokes about sensitive subjects when you're working with fucking Woody Allen, you mediocre jackass.
Why do we keep trying to make Blake Lively happen? SHE’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
She and Abe are 70, they are both going to get new SOs that are 30, in math terms 30 goes into (division) 70 twice, 70 does not go into 30 at all. Her 30 will ‘go into’ her more than Abe will ‘go into’ his 30. I love this joke even more now for making me feel like I’m writing dirty math problems.
This was my actual face:
Mai Bacon is the best name ever.