She probably would have been yelled at if she didn’t fix her dress. Why does anyone become a celebrity assistant? They’re like a modern day Renfield.

When I think tantrums and meltdowns, I think 2-4 year olds. Can they even read this chair? What’s the point other than it being a dumb Pinterest idea for Ugg wearing, chevron patterned moms?

I was kind of bummed they left out the crawling scene they were showing in the trailer. Ah well...

Porch light on is still the universal sign.

Do you ever see a movie alone? It’s quite nice. No getting there late. No scrambling around looking for two or more seats together. No waiting on them to get their overpriced food/drinks. And the best part, nobody whispering to you asking what just happened because they’re texting!

Weren’t they peanut butter flavored? I always liked those. The old people always passed them out. Sometimes you’d get that old lady that would tape 5 pennies together in a stack and pass those out.

Has anyone had an extreme decrease in the number of kids that come to your door? All these ‘Trunk-Or-Treat’ events that churches and schools do the weeks before Halloween have decimated my numbers. I used to get atleast 200 kids, last year two years I had maybe 20 and shit ton of candy leftover. Half the houses on my…

Mr. Marbles?

I could understand the vaccinating scene. She lost her son due to a kidnapping that was out of her control. This mom purposely put her kid in danger of deadly diseases by not vaccinating and was quite flippant about his measles. Dr. Chole was frustrated that a parent would take their child and their health for granted…

Thank you so much. It will get me through the next few days.

I’m the same way but mostly due to my irrational fear of bedbugs in the seats.

I’m going to see it Sunday just for this scene alone

I remember an episode where I think Doug decorated a room that was half purple, half silver. Like right down the center of the room. Even included the fireplace, where he added a mosaic of broken mirror pieces glued on to the fireplace that was also painted half purple, half silver. I can’t find a picture of it!

I remember being so angry reading comments about this case. The parents were crapped on for being wealthy, for having a nanny, for having a foreign nanny, for not taking all three kids to the one child’s swim class (correct?), and then crapped on for having another child after the tragedy. People were acting like they…

Hah, she wishes. I see her more likely webcaming on fetish sites to pay for Alice’s college. Possibly getting scammed by one of those fake handsome young military men overseas on a dating site. She puts herself out there too much, trusts too easily, falls even harder. WHAT HAPPENED TO ROGER???

Much like his character, a sad lonely man. As a huge Frasier fan I would sometimes imagine how their fictional lives would be now. Frasier would still be a sad lonely man chasing after younger women and models way out of his league. Possibly ending up like Henry VIII by finally settling down with a frumpy woman who…

You know what doesn’t pill and isn’t see through when I bend over? My $25 Champion leggings from Target.

Christ. What happened to the ol’ “send her off with relatives and raise the kid as your own” tactic?

I’ve read the book a thousand times over since high school I needed something refreshing. I downloaded a few books from Mr. Rochester’s point of view. Some were kind of lame. Jane Eyre’s Husband - The Life of Edward Rochester was probably the best one. It covered all points of his life.