This guy is such a cliche. Stealing hokey lines from Charles Bronson movies .

I used to love checking out /ck/ and /tv/ for all my cooking needs and tv show discussions. The other boards could get creepy super fast.

Nothing would anger me more than a table full of orange greasy crinkled napkins surrounding a grown adult blotting their pizza because ‘waaah calories’

Blotting the grease off just so you can dip it in ranch.

I actually wouldn’t mind coffee scented jeans.

Is she the type of friend that has terrible relationships but still doles out relationship advice where it’s not needed? Girl, nobody should be taking your advice. Ever.

You learn quickly which friends prefer honesty and which prefer sugar coated lies.

Same with my cousin. 8 months of denial mixed with alcohol and cigarettes along with zero prenatal care. No doctor wanted to take her on that late in her pregnancy. Her daughter is now 18 and healthy as can be. She was into that “scene kid” look when she was 14 so there may be a little brain damage.

It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if all of his stories were made up fantasies. His buddies probably tired of his stories or didn’t believe them so he took it to an anonymous platform for virtual high fives.

As much as I and the rest of the world don’t seem to care for Nickleback, Chad seems like a good guy. I’d hate to see him end up a bloated alcoholic like her last husband.

Why am I seeing so many giant heart shaped engagement rings on celebrities and musicians?

I was lucky to get a mustard smiley face on my balogna sandwich.

This happened in a town in Michigan. They put up billboards and everything looking for the pooper.

I’m sure women would GLADLY volunteer for make up testing if it meant free products. Look at her puffed up eyes, that eyeliner just gliiiides on!

Having him help with tasks also teaches him how to do it. Now if he felt like he doesn’t need to do these basic household things because he’s a man and it’s not his job, then you should run. I couldn’t imagine being with someone like that and not murdering him in his chair.

I imagine him stamping his feet and declaring sex his right as her husband if/when Anna turned him down. His parents really fucked him up with that “wife should always be available for her husband” baloney.

My dad taught me how to do my own laundry at 11 year old by bleaching all of my clothes. If it had white in it, he bleached it. Brand new white Adidas shirts with the black piping? Yep, those stripes are brown now. I learned quick.

How did he know where they would be reporting and the time? Did he have a buddy that still worked for the station notify him of their next report?

How was that kid allowed to walk around million dollar art with a drink in his hand?

I’m sure we all that one friend in the group that is extra loud and rowdy when she drinks. Even if someone does ask her to tone it down she continuously mutters under her breath but loud enough for the offender to hear her. And keeps going and going until another confrontation starts. That’s great Christina, I’m so…