No hatch. Just no.

I have a coupon for Lenscrafters you can use...

And the panel those gauges are mounted in is sloped.

Nice!

Gawddamned right!

When I get tailgated I just slow down, and if they don’t get the hint I go slower, and slower, and slower, well, you get the picture.

I flip ‘em off and smile. Fuq ‘em.

Way too rough, CP. Too bad though, could be a cool car if it wasn’t so whipped.

Or worse, another Camry.

I usually respond “Dunno, don’ care”.

And let’s not forget the ones that start the conversation with “I had a friend/cousin/coworker/etc” die in a motorcycle crash. Those types must be the life of the party...

With that response, yes, you are trolling. Get a life, loser.

At least around here the cops will laugh and do nothing. They’ve got better things to do, like eat donuts.

Everybody except Mazda, that is.

Are you mad? Regal T-Type = Cool as hell. Prius = I’m a dork that’s given up on life”.

Instead of asking “Is this the new Prius?” shouldn’t you be asking “Does anyone really care?”???

That, too.

I partially debadged my ‘05 Crown Vic by removing the “POLICE INTERCEPTOR” badge. Are you suspicious of me?

I’ll bet I’ll see at least 2 10 minutes after I leave work today.

Well, duh!