With all the salt we use here in Ohio... could happen.

“Intentional rust” An oxymoron if there was one. Especially here in Ohio.

Especially on four door cars. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Did I say it was dumb?

Spinner wheels, too. Tasteless garbage.

Stick-on hood scoops, too. No. Just no. Ever.

Saw a car a while back, can’t remember wat it was, but I do remember that the brake lights were just about indistinguishable in broad daylight. Hope the twatwaffle got rear-ended by a Mack.

Give me baseball bat... NOW!!!

Drugs are bad, mkay?

This. A thousand times this. Should be punishable by a punch in the throat.

And paint it brown.

What movie is that? Must see!

A logical thinking person would have written “assisted the stunned student driver out” of the smashed Yaris instead of that awkward “assisted the stunned driver in training”. But that’s just me.

Not Takata?

Probably by the discretion of the arresting officer, then you get to play “His word against mine” in court. And lose. Sucks.

Mighty broad brush you have there, pal.

Says the guy who clearly has a guilty conscience...

That would be “reckless operation of a motor vehicle” here in Ohio and 6 points, and that’s only if one’s convicted of just that one offense. Chances are the LEO will provide one with multiple violations. Basically, one’s fucked if they do this crap and get caught.

“Complete certainty” is synonymous with “I’ll never EVAR attend a street drifting event”.

I’ve got a VCR and a tube TV they can have...

And while we’re at it drop a classic Dodge Ramcharger or Plymouth Trail Duster body on a Ram Rebel chassis.