Kinja today: What kind of stupid idiot gets fired for exposing their companies bullshit marketing.

If you are trying to say Texas out Floridas Florida you’re wrong. I’ll fully admit that per person, there is just as much Florida in Texas as Florida. Fortunately we’ve got a lot more space so we don’t have that pure concentrated Florida like Florida has.

There are plenty of rare and unfortunate ways for you to die, that doesn’t give you the right to blow someone away. This is just a bullshit excuse used to try to justify murder. By this very same logic, I should be able to blow someone away I see using their cell phone on the highway because they might hit me and kill…

Since the very founding of this nation with Purtains, prudishness has been the domain of the conservative traditionalists. It is very interesting to see how in one generation that has flipped.

Partick Thistle

Congratulations, you have won the internet today. 

Looks like ol’ George Washington got a lifetime of herpes for his dollar.  What a deal.  

Counterpoint, he absolutely did deserve to be thrown in jail. The original biblical level punishment the judge imposed was ridiculous. One or two days in the holding cell at the courthouse would have been appropriate.  

Having been to New Orleans before playing RDR2, I had that same feeling when visiting San Denis.

Its double ironic when you consider Mao and the original Chinese Communists tried to eradicate them during the Cultural Revolution.

If you inbreed a dog long enough, it can be real pretty to look at, but not useful for much else. The same goes for fighting styles.  

That’s why Goya has the grocers stock their stuff in the ethnic section. Even in San Antonio, the Latin food ingredients are stocked with everything else by ingredient type, but you’ll always find Goya next to the soba noodles and matzo balls.  

95% of what is called Mexican food in this country is the local domestic regional cuisine of Texas, New Mexico, and California. I find calling that “international” far more offensive than calling it ethnic.

You can take offense in anything if you are looking for it. Personally I find calling what people call Mexican food “international” offensive since it is the long standing local cuisine of my very domestic, very American region.

The principal is management while the teacher and councilor are unionized.

Buc-ee’s is everything and everything is Buc-ee’s.  

Honestly, it actually sounds like a pretty cool shot, but I'm a sucker for watching incredibly athletic people do incredibly athletic things from unfamiliar angles.  

I can tell you we are well on our way here in Texas. We used to on rare occasions have a dry 105F. Now we are regularly getting wet 105F in the summer. Not only does your skin feel like Gollum touching the elf rope when you are out in the sun, but even when you are in the shade, you get all the swamp ass heat and when…

Nah, this is amateur hour. Florida Man would have gotten busted asking the cop for a lighter to do some meth in celebration of finding out there was no warrant.

Panasonic has been developing some pretty cool tech along these lines.