Colorado and Nevada should be ashamed for being on that list.

I know Applebees is far from good, but I wonder if most of the people who claim to actively hate it just do it because they think they’re supposed to. Any time I eat at an Applebees it’s been perfectly adequate. Sure, it would be great if it was good, but I struggle to taste much difference between Applebees any other…

I feel like there are two kinds of people in the world.  People who don’t need to be told this, and people who won’t believe you.

I mean, I think they should have reacted sooner and better than they did. They had enough people (definately once border patrol showed up) to set into motion a plan to allow them to access the room. They unfortunately may have hit someone if they tried to shoot the lock, but with an active shooter it likely would have…

I’ve tried enjoying IPAs for years. I’ve given up. And I’m tired of the, “Well maybe you just don’t like the taste of beer,” argument. It’s just this beer. Give me any other beer. Lager, pilsner, wheat, bock, doppel, tripel, quad, lambic, sour, gose, porter, stout, witbier, schwarzbier... anything else. There’s a huge…

Halfway through I lost track of what point you were even trying to make  you contradicted yourself like 3 times and then ended with "let people enjoy and talk about the food" what a weird comment

They remember the Alamo, but the whitewashed version of it. The real version is about how Texas belonged to Mexico, the Mexicans were trying to get white people to stop owning slaves, and white people were having none of that. We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us.

I preferred Millers to Bill Millers when I lived in Corpus Christi. But Bill Millers had buckets of tea so we frequently went there.

Comment of the year.

Why do you hate potato salad?

Butterscotch chips or toffee chunks go better than chocolate chips in oatmeal cookies IMO. 

So close...

Just don’t pair it with a White Russian? 

Because pie > cake, always.

Hot pie is good too. Tepid pie though is merely fine.

Cold pie is even better.

Oh please, freaking out about something on Signing Day is a national pasttime. The specifics are new; fans being shitty about their school losing a top guy is not. These reactions were kiddie stuff, it gets so much worse! I can’t even imagine what would’ve happened if Twitter existed during the Lorenzo Booker ND/FSU…

You do realize that raisins in potatoes is the crux of making fun of white folks’ cooking?