Imagine how clean the air in NY will be once cars go electric.  

During The Pandemic, they stopped taking photos. 

Colorado and Nevada should be ashamed for being on that list.

The last time I went to Applebees, I tried their $1 ritas which were over loaded with sugar and the food literally tasted like it was heated from the frozen food isle.  I went with an open mind, but swore never to go back.  

Three words: Blades. Of. Steel. (Metallic Schking sound)

It was coke last time I went maybe a couple of years ago.  

As someone who has over 20 years of experience burning shit on my stove, that is most definitely steam.

You want to cook your fajita on the open grill, bring it in and rest it, then slice and add to a hot cast iron skillet with onions, peppers, and mushrooms. Toss it up and cook the vegies briefly until they lose their bite and you are good to go. The veggies pull in the meat flavor and the meat pulls in the veggie…

Only slight beef with game is that you play as Drummer. I don’t want to be Drummer, I want Drummer to be my best friend in the whole world. But beggers can't be choosers.

I spike that grocery store chicken stock with plain gelatin. It gives it more body.

LA is the city most likely to revert to the apes from 2001 when they get something new and shiny.

I’m under no delusions. It is easier for me to just focus for one day.

The point of “detox” is to feel better, and honestly it works. The thing is I think it just creates a fasting state, something you can do for free. I know for myself, after eating crappy for too many days in a row, a fast day can actually make me feel a lot better.

Forgive me if I have this wrong, but it doesn’t seem like this accident had anything to do with the kid driving the vehicle. He merely wanted to start the engine to check for leaks and did so in the lazy reckless way that we all probably have done at some point, which is standing half outside the car and trying to…

Should also feature the real Lone Ranger.

It’s not guilt. I tried watching the first episode, but decided to stop. The opening scene of this TV show is literally young children screaming as they are getting slaughtered in a school like setting.  I’m all for a good scary story and I can separate fiction from reality, but I’m not ready to watch that type of…

Are you sure it was the Oreo because the first reason why I thought this wouldn’t work is because of the clash between the crisp cracker and soft industrial cookie Oreo? I would actually bet a dollar that if you tasted this Oreo with a real one, they would feel the same.

Simpsons did it.

I like turbo hopped IPAs AND I think they taste like skunk farts. It is funny what kind of tastes our palates can acquire. Scotch tastes like a combination of dirt and sawdust, but damn if I don’t like peat bog flavored whisky. At some point though, if you gave something a chance and still don’t like it, no reason not…

Before everyone starts whining “free-market”, keep in mind that the US Soccer Federation is a 501c3 non profit. The first line in the bylaws of the USSF states: