Yeah, it’s fast food, and 200% more “Tex” than “Mex.”

Order your shrimp by number not by pound. If you are making a dish and you see the shrimp in the counter, you should be able to eyeball about how much shrimp you want per plate. At the end of the day I have no idea what a quarter pound of shrimp is, but I can tell you that I want about 4 to 10 shrimp on my shrimp…

Even corporations can’t escape the dictator trap. The customer just cares if they felt it is taking too long, only the business cares about how many seconds it took to go through the line. Makes it a complete waste of time to measure this stuff.  

Have you been to Bill Miller’s?

So is the story about forbidden square patties real or just part of the hoax?

Sounds good. Lime juice and as much dried hot chili like drunken noodle sweating hot, is how I’ve always liked ramen. 

>When you think about it, the name “Asian Zing” is about as descriptive as calling a product “American Zest.” Does that mean anything to you? I can’t imagine calling a product “European Pizzaz” would signify much to anyone else, either. All of Europe would likely be scratching their heads, because what would you…

Try to look like this. As dumb as it is, this shit works.

Let me tell you a little secret. HEB makes these butter tortillas that are so ridiculously decadent that I usually can’t resist grabbing them. They have this popcorn butter smell that is intoxicating. The secret I’ve found out is butter powder. So if you want to make the most insanely delicious tortillas ever, put…

Always get extra pickles.

Dude seems like he has got some serious issues. Probably the type of person that needs help more than punishment.  Unfortunately, this is America and we don’t do help, so we will do punishment, which will only make whatever issues he has worse.  

Don’t come to Texas, or anywhere in the South really.  

See the Nazis were just being polite.  

We have a bunch that have popped up in San Antonio over the last 5 years. Basically the model seems to be to build a very cheap bar very similar to a pool side bar and then let the food trucks park around it with an open area with playgrounds, adult tailgate games, picnic tables, etc. And like you noted, this lets…

Oatmeal chocolate chip cookies are like everything that makes oatmeal raisin cookies great, but without those awful raisins. Raisins should stay where they belong, like in potato salad.

Of course, Nathan Fillion is being cast as Handsome Jack right?

Kids is a very broad term that can mean very different things depending on intent and context. Depending on context, it can mean only pre-adolescents “don’t you think you are too old to play with kids”, under 18, “it is illegal to give cigarettes to kids”; under 25 “when we first left home, we were just kids”; and…

The odd thing to me is that Dr. Dre made his entire fortune the exact same at the exact same time. They both package stereotypes about urban crime and violence and selling it to a cohort of majority young white males between the ages 0f 13 and 25 and continue to sell a variation of that product to that generation as…

They do him dirty in season 2. No spoiler, just feels like there is an episode worth of his plot that cut out. He’s still in it, and he still has his plot, it just feels like Netflix cheaped out and said you only get seven episodes...or possibly Natasha Lyonne cut it out so they could do afford to film in Europe.

That’s the Netflix way.