No, you buy insurance in case shit happens. In this case, shit happened, so the insurance is supposed to cover that. If the insurance company doesn’t want to take the risk, then they should either charge more for coverage or not cover the vehicle. This is how we have set up our laws for this. Remember, the whole…

I got a greenworks mower when my gas mower died. It is fantastic. Extremely light and very quiet. Biggest downside is battery life. I can’t afford lollygagging if I want to get both yards done on one charge.  

I got a greenworks mower when my gas mower died. It is fantastic. Extremely light and very quiet. Biggest downside…

I’m looking forward to this celebration when the Miami Dolphins score a TD.

Ice Cream would like to have a word with you.

Mmmmmm Barbacoa.  

Not just any bock, but Shiner Bock. It's available year round and mass produced enough to be cheap.

A bit of empathy can go a long way.  Maybe that bad Parker was over the line because the person next to them was over the line.

Sounds like Souper Salad which is still open around here. I remember how awesome it was when I first went. Went back recently, not so great. Big variety, very low end stuff. Jason's Deli is my go to salad bar.  

By ‘real’ you mean one scoop of blue cheese dressing and 4 scoops of blue cheese.

“In this age of Google translate, how hard is it to remember a few words like hello, please and thank you???”

Which by the way was baked into his whole strategy. No matter what, he had to make a defensive stop and score a touchdown. 

To be honest, that celebration was very uncanny valley. He even brushes off one of his teammates who was trying to embrace him.  

The problem is that the DoD didn't contract Bob's Jet Co to build a jet.  They were contracted to invent a jet. It is impossible to predict how much it will cost to invent something.

I often order the Cajun with a side of Atomic. It’s spicy, but it can’t send me to that masochistic edge. My spice tolerance/addiction has reached the fentanyl stage. At this pace, in 5 years I’ll be turning tricks for a shot of Mace in my face.

I like riding the edge of the critical burn and BLAZING can actually get me sweating. 

My standard play at any wing joint is to order the dry rubbed wings and get the hottest sauce on the side. It maximizes the flavor a gives you a finer control on the heat.

As much as I love the idea of Trump ordering one of his minions to put a sharpie to the map, the truth is simple, but just as damning.

“Who else in recent history has been so adept at eroding and so revered, spiritually and metaphysically, by his base that a ceaseless consequencelessness was a reality?”

You can get very high calorie junk food for 2 to 3 dollars a day from the school cafeteria, fast food restaurant, or grocery store.

Cant the Chinese just go outside and pick the toilet paper and box-o-burgers off the trees since that’s where all the stuff grows in the first place.