Probably the most important thing is to make sure you start thawing it in time. A regular turkey takes a few days to thaw in the fridge or several hours to thaw in cold water if you’re late. Other than that, after rubbing some herbs and spices and butter on it, it basically takes care of itself in the oven.

Yeah, nothing at all oppressive and misogynistic going on with nuns and the Catholic church.

I hope it is something like this:

So is this just a TL;DR of the article, cause that’s basically what he said.

“Excuse me?”- Every place in Texas South of New Braunsfels.

Like this

I was actually joking about the disposable turkey.

I was actually joking about the disposable turkey. I've given up on stuffing the bird. Dressing in Pyrex gives me more crunch and I can add pan drippings to dressing casserole after cooking. 

How to make thanksgiving stuffing:

Actually he’s not protesting.  He just doesn't want to wear a damn poppy. 

Healthy humans won’t starve themselves. It is biologically hard wired into us. I’m Nigerian, and the Nigerian food my mom fed us...that I love... you’re picky eating child would never initially touch. Feed your kid what you think they should eat. If they won't eat it for dinner, don't worry they'll be hungry at…

I really don’t see MLB being viable in San Antonio. It’s not that the city doesn’t have the size or market to support a team. The problem is that baseball is a distant third or fourth in interest behind NBA, NFL, and college football and unlike MLS, MLB needs to fill a 30,000 seats 60 times a year. How do the other…

The death of major characters was one of the things that made the show good in my eyes. That lack of plot armor helped to raise the stakes. The last two years or so, the writing seemed to get bad and the show got gimmicky. It was almost like the show was screaming “see, anyone could die now see who dies next week”. …

So, this then begs the question...is a hot dog really a taco?

Honestly, Bane’s “Rule of the People” plot is just Joker’s whole people are nothing but wild animals thesis taken to its logical conclusion. It wouldn't make sense for the super genius Joker to go from running a whole citywide terror plot to a sideshow of someone else's master plan. 

How is it that an NBA coach can’t figure out how to use this guy in meaningful basketball. He is not some kind of freakshow. He is the single most devistating offensive force in basketball. Scheme around his defensive shortcomings and you should be able to net +2 to +6 points for 10-15 minutes a game around the…

FYI, the plural of Florida Man is Florida Mans.  Although is Florida Man multiple men or just one Man?

That can actually be a good thing. The bail can be held and given to the victim after conviction. 

My family complained when I did the buttermilk fried onion ring scratch casserole the first time. The next time I just made both. Did the same the third time and what do you know, they wouldn’t touch the canned stuff.

They are Frosts. The show also has a Lehnsherr...but we are not officially allowed to say that.