A version if this is my go to roast chicken method. I have a wholey roasting tray with handles I use on the top rack and I put it over a Pyrex dish filled with Potatoes, onions, carrots, Brussels sprouts, apples, and pears. 

Honestly, from the first angle shown, it looks like a thrown elbow technical. Flopping to the ground to avoid an elbow to the chin is a legit reaction. The amazing thing is that he wasn’t flopping to avoid the elbow, but just good old fashion FIFA flop on the inadvertent contact before the elbow.

The response to this video though is why don’t you just use an aluminum ash tray?  $15 for a pack of 100.

Why would you stop in Ft Stockton when El Paso is right* there. That part of West Texas around the Permian Basin area is just about the ugliest place on Earth. You drive through there and you expect marauders on motorcycle to try to steal your guzzalean.

Walton’s complaint is complete bull shit. First of all, they are playing the Spurs, playing defense and not fouling is what they’ve been doing for years. Second and most importantly, the 74-50 point in paint difference is a direct result of the 41-7 fast break difference. The Spurs were the team banging and driving in…

Honestly, I wish whoever had this video sat on it for a couple if days. The accidental Melo spittle theory was too funny. 

So what do ya know.  He really did it. 

Has a shot?  They've been there since at least last season.

The only thing I know is that the crazy is strong in that family and everyone is suspect.

I really can’t see what LeBron was expecting. The play was set up for Kuzma to screen, seal the defender and cut to the basket for an easy layup. LeBron’s pass was 2 seconds to early for that. Kuzma's initial defnder was in position to prevent Kuzma from going straight to the basket, he has to set the screen and get…

Last night in Portland the sauce;

Which HEB is that?

Police are like vampires. NEVER INVITE THEM INTO YOUR HOME.

Personally, I say good riddance. Fewer avocado eaters means more for me.

Did something happen to them?  I remember there was a time 20 years ago they were my favorite of the big three, but now I'll go there once every two or three years to remind myself how bad the food is. Did it change or did I change?

But is it really a taco?

It is only the national superchains on the survey, no regionals, otherwise Whataburger would be high on the list.

It is the same thing as prostitutes.  You are not paying them for sex, you are paying them to leave...or to be more specific, the value isn’t really the transportation, it is not having to be responsible for the thing when you are done with it.  

I worked for Domino’s a long time ago and the training video basically says if a customer comes in to complain give them a free pizza and send them on their way.