Take them to school, dipshit.

To use the “Ship of Theseus” paradox, if a 250k mile car has had every wear component replaced, does it still have 250k miles?

Local sources report the truck was carrying a load of blue pills over four hours ago. The truck was empty at the time of the ramming causing locals to speculate that the truck was on its way to the mechanic to diagnose its erection issues.

When I had GM products it was Advance Auto or nothing for me. The reason was they carried a lot of AC Delco parts. Anyone who owned a 3gen F-Body knows you will burn up alternators almost annually. The AC Delco ones seemed to last a long time and came with a lifetime warranty. Just photo copy or scan your Advance…

Gizmodo: Chrome uses too much RAM.
Jalopnik: RAM uses too much chrome.

You had one job!

So let’s see if I’ve got this straight: the security guard didn’t notice for two hours that a family was roaming the lot, opening and sitting in cars, etc., after all the employees had gone home?

The dealership offered an apology in the form of 10% TruCoat

This pile-up @ Road America Brian Redman Intl. Challenge, 2005 -

‘84 Nissan Sentra Hot Hatch! (like this but in killer red/black paint)

A car that wide needs them on BOTH sides.

I was thinking Outback.

I’d additionally like to have a spreadsheet of “hours since last maintenance/replacement” along with “mean time to failure” for every part on the car. It would give me an idea of what the most likely next thing to break would be, and allow me to perform preventative maintenance with greater accuracy.

I think a more appropriate form of torture would be going furniture shopping with these two in their Camry.

k-k-k-killl…. m-m-m-m-meeeee…..

...Police are looking for ‘a green Ford Mustang and a dark-colored sports car...’

With you, only make mine a Buick (with the rear end and suspension from the SS, of course).

The most comfortable track car ever created. The last real Impala SS has a special place in my heart, and practically defines heavyweight with a desire to be a performance car. I believe this one went off in the bitch, collected the tire wall head-on, and still drove home.