Much like Lauren isn’t saying that the Broncos are trying to kill Joe Flacco, I’m not suggesting that emailing g-omediafeedback@googlegroups.com with complaints about the current media strategy will send it to the chucklefucks responsible for making these decisions.

The hernia is elite, at least.  Give my boy Flacco *something*.

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

I honestly feel like something like this will be what brings him down. Not legal issues, or ethical violations....it will be something like a crowd booing and wounding his fragile little ego that will cause him to quit and let the world know, arms crossed and lip sticking out, that he didn’t want to be president…

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

This is an intense and well-written story, the exact type of stuff that nobody but Deadspin is doing.

So that’s where Jonas Gray disappeared to? I just assumed Belichick had him garrotted by Dante Scarnecchia after he showed up on the cover of Sports Illustrated

Eh, posting things to a locked, private social media account restricted to trusted friends and family is not meaningfully different from sending an email to a private mailing list, or just talking to a group of close associates around a dinner table. It’s fine to expect those people to keep what they hear private, and…

Two words: Cheap. Grace.

Granted, but the article posited that the reason for the drop kick was the clock, rather than the potential for recovering the ball. I tend to think that the recovery chance was the reason for going with the drop kick versus just booting it through the back of the end zone (although that’s just my guess), because both…

That’s a good point.  And Tucker’s leg is so strong he is almost always a guarantee to send it through the back of the end zone.

If the idea was to keep the clock from running, why not kick out the back of the end zone?  Tucker certainly has the leg. All this did was give the Chiefs better field position, which means worse field position for the Ravens if the force the punt. 

Jerrah’s on line 1.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

If you look at the replay, he maybe has a shot if he runs to his left, letting the two guys coming off the corner run past him to the right instead of trying to outrun them coming off one knee with them at full sprint. Still, that counts on the holder being able to beat #8 (who’s playing spy) to the corner, which…

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

Do people find this sort of thing inspiring? Just rest and recover you fucking lunatic, you are not that indispensable, nor is telling a bunch of guys chasing a ball around what to do worth it.

“My name is Zhang Weili. I am from China. Remember me!”