Maybe I misheard something, but did Trump say he hasn’t talked with Mike Pence, his running mate?

It’s Alec Baldwin

St. Louis, so you are right!

He’s repeating like the YouTube cancer. It’s hard to watch just by the repeating.

You know who else liked to jail political opponents?

He never gives policy-specifics... he just replies with lots of adjectives...

The whole campaign has been hard to watch. Bless you people transcribing this madness, because I can’t bring myself to watch Donald Trump utter another sentence.

you do realize that hes said equally abhorrent things every week for the past 5 years, yes? That required no media manipulation from anyone. And that NBC was sitting on that footage until a Post reporter demanded access? If you think this was the media holding an October surprise you really need to study how much…

Hillary is not a horrible choice compared to Trump. She may be a horrible choice compared to some idealized, non-existent slice of perfection. Compared to Trump she is fantastic. Of course, compared to Trump a steaming pile of excrement is almost fantastic.

Don’t bring a republican to a party of any kind

Don’t bring thoughts to a thoughtless party; it’s a waste of time and energy.

I’m going to give the Republicans a little advice here.

How are republicans this bad at memes?

Hillary Clinton laughed while she shot Old Yeller in the head even though he was not suffering from rabies.

I’m really interested to see how Clinton will respond to the attacks on Bill this evening. I kinda want her to say something like, “this was an incredibly hard time for me and my family, something that millions of families have also had to go through, made all the worse by it being so public. This is certainly…

The Trumpenproletariat in my Favebook feed is going absolutely insane. They’re so desperate to think that backing that pus-filled Tostino’s pizza roll is the right thing to do that they’ve decided the Clintons are founding members of the Legion of Doom - all kinds of insane allegations flying around.

Their tears are so delicious

“Coughing Prevention Machine” gets me every time.

All the criticism he’s taking over this old tape is ridiculous. Who here didn’t say/do stupid/offensive things when they were young and stupid. I mean, this is from way back in 2005 when Trump was basically just a dumb kid.

I had not actually listened to the audio before CNN autoplayed it for me. My God Billy Bush sounds exactly like an 18 year old rich kid virgin at a kegger trying desperately to get a bid from FIJI house even though he’s only the equipment manager for the lacrosse team.