Question for the ladies:

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

Honestly, what the fuck is it going to take to get this dude out of our faces finally? I can’t even imagine what rock bottom is at this point

Game, blouses.

Educated and prepared = “Elitist”.

Jason Heyward stinks because he’s too tall, and St. Louis Cardinals fans hate him. That’s all I got.

Right? Hillary seems like the sort of person who genuinely likes doing debate prep. She is a nerd and a wonk (respect!)- they probably have to drag her away from studying policy. She is certainly not getting pedicures and drinking mimosas instead of getting ready for Sunday.

There’s only going to be one funeral on Sunday and it ain’t going to be hers.

“I said forget debate prep. I mean, give me a break,” Trump said at one point.

IT’S BECAUSE SHE’S FRAIL AND ILL AND DYING

“The Cubs aren’t even the coolest baseball franchise in the city of Chicago”

“Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

But Phil Simms absolutely loved Gabbert last night, and he is a master evaluator of QBs!

It’d be funny if, next Sunday against Buffalo, the 49ers have the game in the bag late in the 4th and all CK has to do is take a knee, but he can’t do it because his knee is too sore from all the protesting he’s been doing and, as a result, the Bills sack him, he loses the ball and it’s returned for a game winning TD…

The NFL needs to market the hell out of this.

Sideshow Bob + the guy from Memento=

He will definitely call her “sweetheart” at some point. If we’re very, very lucky, he will call her ‘sugar tits.’

Yep, that’s the line where I lost interest.

a turn-based mobile RPG

This is fucked up on so, so many levels more important than this, but: karate is Japanese. They can’t even get their racism right.