it prevented the russians from taking over, duh

No one is saying he isn’t allowed to do this. We’re saying it’s fucking stupid.

“Well, that’ll show them! Now the ECU marching band will get paid ZERO dollars.”

[*muffled sound of producer in radio host’s headphones*]

Couldn’t figure out how to put a grumpy cat meme in? smdh

If only there was some kind of illegal radio station that ECU could employ...

A shorter version of this article:

What if the author chose not to link her identity with her writing precisely to avoid that kind of analysis? This insistence that an author’s biography can reveal deep and meaningful truths about their work tends to result in the pigeon-holing artists who are not white men.

This is a football article, not a Trump article.

to be honest i don’t think he did anything to warrant a flag. I try to give him the benefit of the doubt because hes only 23 and Eli’s his qb.

take it easy, dad

The Ravens announced that as soon as the fan’s condition is upgraded to stable, they will hold a press conference for him to apologize for his role in the incident.

So you’re saying that when given three kind of bad choices Fitzpatrick can be counted on to consistently pick the worse of the three. And you’re offering this as some sort of endorsement? Interesting.

Just saying no is not emphatic enough:

“No one denies this”

I would root for the Red Sox to win the World Series, but I’m afraid that kind of success would cause the Boston sports fan base to lose the generosity and good natured friendliness that they are famous for, and turn them into a bunch of loud, obnoxious, arrogant, fuck butts.

Red Sox fans are Patriots fans. Patriots fans are scum.

Are they playing the Yankees or Nazi Germany? Then no.

Counterpoint: No.

A huge man abusing a little guy at Penn State, where have i heard this story before?