But do not forget: Hillary Clinton running an intelligent campaign is just proof of her conniving corruption!

Not so fast, Tom. She had a long career as Bill Clinton’s safety.

But still: Secretary Clinton and Jezebel felt like a match made in media expediency heaven.

Given the decidedly pro-Bernie slant to your primary coverage, it’s not a surprise she wouldn’t want to speak to Jezebel. Add in the fact that you want to tie her to a decades-old and never charged sexual assault her husband allegedly committed (one that Ken Starr even dismissed) and you wonder why you’re getting…

I think she just doesn’t want to meet with any lesbian shitasses.

Yeah, everything is fun and laughter until you get something like Longchu:

Passengers on the whole certainly aren’t getting any narrower.

Narrower seats are lighter seats, which means lower weight, which means less fuel consumption.

We need new events:

I don’t think live Sports will ever go away. Well, at least not until Huey Lewis dies.

If I know who’s gonna win a medal before the coverage begins, it spoils it anyway.

Yeah, I’m pretty certain it’s not the inmate part of the story that’s the problem...

capitalism , money, enrichment, seems like a good track. This is the same government that destroyed Iraq for mass destruction weapons, unfound

Gotta save money, gotta cut taxes. Isn’t that the most important thing in the world?

Slave labor is awesome?

The No. 2 won the Money In The Bank ladder match. Therefore guaranteeing himself a shot against No. 1 whenever he wants. Pretty common knowledge, if you ask me.

Donald Trump must be thrilled. “Make America Russian Again.”

He should have hit him with a chair.

Blur? In 2017?

I’ll be damned.

One minute they're replacing your words in a game, the next they're putting your head in a cage w/ rats and watching you masturbate in the corner.